- Darren Criss on the possibility of him marrying Chris Colfer (via xxboredangelxx)
“Join the club” said Chris Colfer when fans told him they wanted to marry Darren.
Something Darren has regretted saying for the rest of his career so has Chris, Mia and Will
i hate when people touch me and then when i tell them not to touch me they get rude
or even worse when they think you’re joking and keep touching you for fun
Or when you purposefully and pointedly avoid being touched and flinch when touched and then, as they are leaving, pointedly touch you and scurry off.
You’d think an old woman would know better.
I fucking FLINCH you insensitive, inconsiderate, taunting crone! There is a reason, and if I told you, you’d never talk to me again, much less touch me.
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.
I don’t know which is worse
Doctor Who ending in my lifetime, and I eventually become uninterested due to inactivity
or Doctor Who continuing past my lifetime, and I don’t live long enough to experience the rest of it
I’m pretty sure this is how the Doctor feels about his companions…