I can now admit that I have several problems: Glee (multi-shipper, mostly slash); PORN; the-general-nuances-of-being-a-horny-performance-loving-teenage-girl.
Khelditia's Fun-Chest
carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:
“What house?”
“Montague!”
“whAT HOUSE?”
“MONTAGUE”
“WHAT HOUSE?????”
“MONTAGUE!!”
“MONTAGUES! GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME!”
The fact that someone else thinks he looks like Zac Efron makes me so happy.
I had a classmate who looked like Olivia Hussey, too. It was spooky.
(via gloomyresident)
- Darren Criss on the possibility of him marrying Chris Colfer (via xxboredangelxx)
“Join the club” said Chris Colfer when fans told him they wanted to marry Darren.
(via crissfuckinchris)
Something Darren has regretted saying for the rest of his career so has Chris, Mia and Will
(via welcometothehummels)
(via welcometothehummels)
friendly reminder that the doctor told clara to hold onto the leaf and it would take her home and it leads her to the doctor so basically he is her home
(via doctorwho)
spent a day with david tennant today
Oh my God the the third one
GOBLET OF FIRE
this is the best ever
this is one of the many times when i wonder why i’m allowed near photoshop
yes sherlock gets two for twice the insanity
(via welcometothehummels)
i hate when people touch me and then when i tell them not to touch me they get rude
or even worse when they think you’re joking and keep touching you for fun
Or when you purposefully and pointedly avoid being touched and flinch when touched and then, as they are leaving, pointedly touch you and scurry off.
You’d think an old woman would know better.
I fucking FLINCH you insensitive, inconsiderate, taunting crone! There is a reason, and if I told you, you’d never talk to me again, much less touch me.
(via gloomyresident)
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.
And diabolical.
(via friendshipshipcocaptain)
I was, up until this point, doing the “no post on Sundays” out of respect for this great man, but if I post one thing today, this is it.
(via friendshipshipcocaptain)
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
(via gloomyresident)
I don’t know which is worse
Doctor Who ending in my lifetime, and I eventually become uninterested due to inactivity
or Doctor Who continuing past my lifetime, and I don’t live long enough to experience the rest of it
I’m pretty sure this is how the Doctor feels about his companions…
(Source: poachy, via friendshipshipcocaptain)